I meet 30–35 people daily in my college.
What if they all knew your brand?
Every lecture hall desk, crowded library table, canteen meetup & weekend hackathon. No ad-blockers, no scrolling past in a feed — your sticker front & center on the gear I carry everywhere.
AdMe.lol
Ahoy — yer brand, on me actual gear.
WHAT I CARRY.
WHAT YE SPONSOR.
Three trusty vessels that sail everywhere I go. Stake yer claim and ride along — 365 days across the seas.
The Captain's Logbook
267mm × 203mm Spiral-Bound • 14 Deck Slots
The daily logbook. Dual front & back weather-beaten covers, visible parchment stack, and a spiral that means business. Inspect it in 3D above.
The Iron Navigator
ROG Strix G16 (354mm × 268mm) • 12 Deck Slots
Dark aluminum lid with vast open waters — spotted in ports, taverns, hackathons, and every coffee shop in a 5 km radius.
The Pocket Spyglass
CMF Phone 2 Pro (78mm × 164mm) • 1 Crown Slot
The pocket flagship. CMF Phone 2 Pro with 1 exclusive sponsor placement right in the center — maximum eye-level glory every single day.
EXPEDITION BERTH ALLOCATIONS
Every berth marks authentic measured territory on the captain's daily gear. Stake yer crest below to fund the voyage.
Logbook Bow Inventory (267 × 203 mm)
SCOUTING…Top-facing when resting in taverns and ship tables. 1× Big Deal ($29), 1× Main Character ($16), 5× Side Quest ($9).
HOW adme.lol SETS SAIL
Bridging digital software culture with the captain's tangible voyage artifacts.
Claim Real-World Timber
Select yer berth on the Bow or Stern of the captain's logbook, or the Iron Navigator lid. Seen in tech summits, airport lounges, and daily tavern tables.
Custom High-Grade Crest
We die-cut yer emblem on weatherproof, UV-resistant vinyl with optional metallic sheen. Affixed by hand onto the actual physical gear.
Global Offline Conquest
Zero adblockers on the open seas. 100% genuine offline eyes across tech hubs, coworking spaces, hackathons, and video calls all year long.
Why sail this voyage?
I'm an indie hacker and digital corsair with too many ventures and not enough gold doubloons to launch them all.
I could plaster generic banner ads on a blog like everyone else. But that was dreadfully dull.
So I decided on an audacious voyage: let daring internet brands sponsor the actual physical gear I carry across every port and meeting.
Yer brand claims a real physical spot in me daily life. I earn treasure to keep shipping weird software ventures and conquer the high seas.
That's literally the entire pirate code.
A genuine physical banner for yer brand on gear carried daily across the realm.
Gold doubloons to keep shipping wild software experiments instead of letting ideas die in port.
Ye get tangible offline attention across ports, and I get to build. We both win.